Lizzie Bennet Diaries | Lydia Bennet/Gigi Darcy
21,753 words
fic: from the dark with you above, lydia/gigi, 21000 words
Lizzie Bennet Diaries | Lydia Bennet/Gigi Darcy
21,753 words
fic: the best of it – ch. 6 (rory/paris)
THE BEST OF IT – Gilmore Girls ; Rory/Paris ; the one where Rory and Paris pretend to be girlfriends for JUSTICE!, and a documentary crew.
Chapter 6: In which we pick up where we left off in 2013 (oops; I am not the best at updating). Rory, Paris, and the repercussions of some serious smooching.
They’ve been kissing for just long enough that all the strangeness has dwindled away. No more Wow, we’ve been friends who don’t kiss for over a decade and that makes this super awkward. No more But weren’t we just pretending to be gay in the great ceaseless battle against bigotry and Bachmanns? Not even any We probably shouldn’t be doing this in a random high school classroom. Heck, not even any But really, what is the likelihood that this carpet has been steam-cleaned in the last year? Or ever?
Well, maybe a little bit of that last one.
But mostly, it’s just Paris, here and now, her mouth against Rory’s, her hands strong and sure but more gentle than Rory expected. (Not that Rory expected anything. She definitely never expected this. At least not in any conscious area of her brain.) Paris usually gives really aggressive and surprising hugs. The idea of her being gentle – being gentle for Rory’s sake – well, God, it’s hard not to like that.
And then there’s the sound of a key in the lock.
“Someone’s coming!” Rory gasps, yanking Paris’s hand out from under her shirt and sitting up.
Paris frowns. “Do you refer to yourself in the lofty third person when you climax? Because I don’t know if I can handle that.”
“What? I – no!” Rory runs her hands furiously through her hair, trying to make it look less like it has known the tussling of passion. “Someone’s at the door.”
“Oh,” Paris says, “that,” and scrambles up.
fic: the best of it – ch. 6 (rory/paris)
THE BEST OF IT – Gilmore Girls ; Rory/Paris ; the one where Rory and Paris pretend to be girlfriends for JUSTICE!, and a documentary crew.
Chapter 6: In which we pick up where we left off in 2013 (oops; I am not the best at updating). Rory, Paris, and the repercussions of some serious smooching.
They’ve been kissing for just long enough that all the strangeness has dwindled away. No more Wow, we’ve been friends who don’t kiss for over a decade and that makes this super awkward. No more But weren’t we just pretending to be gay in the great ceaseless battle against bigotry and Bachmanns? Not even any We probably shouldn’t be doing this in a random high school classroom. Heck, not even any But really, what is the likelihood that this carpet has been steam-cleaned in the last year? Or ever?
Well, maybe a little bit of that last one.
But mostly, it’s just Paris, here and now, her mouth against Rory’s, her hands strong and sure but more gentle than Rory expected. (Not that Rory expected anything. She definitely never expected this. At least not in any conscious area of her brain.) Paris usually gives really aggressive and surprising hugs. The idea of her being gentle – being gentle for Rory’s sake – well, God, it’s hard not to like that.
And then there’s the sound of a key in the lock.
“Someone’s coming!” Rory gasps, yanking Paris’s hand out from under her shirt and sitting up.
Paris frowns. “Do you refer to yourself in the lofty third person when you climax? Because I don’t know if I can handle that.”
“What? I – no!” Rory runs her hands furiously through her hair, trying to make it look less like it has known the tussling of passion. “Someone’s at the door.”
“Oh,” Paris says, “that,” and scrambles up.
Parks and Rec con men AU. Gilmore Girls, Paris/Rory Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU.
paris/rory – mr and mrs smith AU
- The first time they met, Rory had a high-tech microchip tucked into the band of her bra, her gun in pieces scattered throughout Tver. Paris had enough firepower strapped to her waist to start a small land war (since that was the point.) Most of what Rory remembers is the blue of Paris’ dress, how breathless and warm she had been, laughing over martinis at the bar with the mysterious blonde. Most of what Paris remembers is thinking how she would to miss her window because the brunette kept plying her with drinks and listening to her talk about the political situation in North Africa. Actually listening. It is hard to find people who actually listen to Paris.
- (They both received commendations for their work. Shortly after, Paris got a phone call asking if she had any feelings about Eastern Europe she would care to discuss.)
- “She’s so normal,” Paris told Louise as they left the firing range. “She’s got eyes like a Disney princess, every time she smiles I expect to see little animated bluebirds swarm her. It’s disgusting. I think I love her.”
- “I wouldn’t call her normal,” Rory said to Lane as they applied a thin layer of strychnine to the array of coffee cups. “But she’s–I don’t know, she’s angry and funny and smart, and alive. She’s really alive. I’m tired of everyone I meet being dead all the time.“
“You’re an assassin,” Lane pointed out, setting down another poisoned coffee mug. “It’s in the job description.”
- Rory is a “correspondent” because hey, they’re always being sent to weird places at the last minute, right? Paris is a “surgeon” because it explains the beeper and the bad hours. They get a little white house on a little cute street, and their wedding is a mix of Jewish and Emily Gilmore. Paris hires a very nice pair of actors to play her parents, but she can tell from the way that the Gilmores flock around Rory that they are not. You can’t buy that kind of sincerity.
- That they love Paris, Richard Gilmore shaking her hand and welcoming her to the family, Lorelei trying to hide her tears with increasingly flimsy excuses–Paris can’t breathe with how good it feels, to sink into it, to belong to someone.
- Paris has withstood torture that would break lesser men–that’s not an
exaggeration, it’s something she’s worked very hard to cultivate over
the years. (Doyle, her ex-partner-turned-intelligence-agent, had cracked
after forty-two hours in simulated hostile territory, the weakling.) But all Rory has to do is give her the big doe eyes and Paris would spill pretty much any state secrets.- Paris always smells like the lavender shampoo she uses and just a hint of something earthy, metallic. Rory would say it’s blood, but that’s ridiculous, why would Paris smell of blood?
- “YOU’RE A WHAT,” Paris shouts as they duck behind the marble island. And fuck this hail of machine gun fire, they just got new countertops–
“I COULD SAY THE SAME THING,” Rory shouts back, reloading with a dangerous sort of efficiency that Paris does not find attractive. Not at all.
“YOU CAN’T EVEN KILL THE RABBITS EATING THE PETUNIAS!” Paris shouts.
“WELL NO ONE IS PAYING ME TO KILL RABBITS NOW ARE THEY?” Rory hurls back.
“UGH,” Paris groans, and ducks above the counter to pick off the remaining men in ski masks as they come through the kitchen door. “WE ARE SO BRINGING THIS UP WITH TERRANCE NEXT SESSION!”
Parks and Rec con men AU. Gilmore Girls, Paris/Rory Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU.
paris/rory – mr and mrs smith AU
- The first time they met, Rory had a high-tech microchip tucked into the band of her bra, her gun in pieces scattered throughout Tver. Paris had enough firepower strapped to her waist to start a small land war (since that was the point.) Most of what Rory remembers is the blue of Paris’ dress, how breathless and warm she had been, laughing over martinis at the bar with the mysterious blonde. Most of what Paris remembers is thinking how she would to miss her window because the brunette kept plying her with drinks and listening to her talk about the political situation in North Africa. Actually listening. It is hard to find people who actually listen to Paris.
- (They both received commendations for their work. Shortly after, Paris got a phone call asking if she had any feelings about Eastern Europe she would care to discuss.)
- “She’s so normal,” Paris told Louise as they left the firing range. “She’s got eyes like a Disney princess, every time she smiles I expect to see little animated bluebirds swarm her. It’s disgusting. I think I love her.”
- “I wouldn’t call her normal,” Rory said to Lane as they applied a thin layer of strychnine to the array of coffee cups. “But she’s–I don’t know, she’s angry and funny and smart, and alive. She’s really alive. I’m tired of everyone I meet being dead all the time.“
“You’re an assassin,” Lane pointed out, setting down another poisoned coffee mug. “It’s in the job description.”
- Rory is a “correspondent” because hey, they’re always being sent to weird places at the last minute, right? Paris is a “surgeon” because it explains the beeper and the bad hours. They get a little white house on a little cute street, and their wedding is a mix of Jewish and Emily Gilmore. Paris hires a very nice pair of actors to play her parents, but she can tell from the way that the Gilmores flock around Rory that they are not. You can’t buy that kind of sincerity.
- That they love Paris, Richard Gilmore shaking her hand and welcoming her to the family, Lorelei trying to hide her tears with increasingly flimsy excuses–Paris can’t breathe with how good it feels, to sink into it, to belong to someone.
- Paris has withstood torture that would break lesser men–that’s not an
exaggeration, it’s something she’s worked very hard to cultivate over
the years. (Doyle, her ex-partner-turned-intelligence-agent, had cracked
after forty-two hours in simulated hostile territory, the weakling.) But all Rory has to do is give her the big doe eyes and Paris would spill pretty much any state secrets.- Paris always smells like the lavender shampoo she uses and just a hint of something earthy, metallic. Rory would say it’s blood, but that’s ridiculous, why would Paris smell of blood?
- “YOU’RE A WHAT,” Paris shouts as they duck behind the marble island. And fuck this hail of machine gun fire, they just got new countertops–
“I COULD SAY THE SAME THING,” Rory shouts back, reloading with a dangerous sort of efficiency that Paris does not find attractive. Not at all.
“YOU CAN’T EVEN KILL THE RABBITS EATING THE PETUNIAS!” Paris shouts.
“WELL NO ONE IS PAYING ME TO KILL RABBITS NOW ARE THEY?” Rory hurls back.
“UGH,” Paris groans, and ducks above the counter to pick off the remaining men in ski masks as they come through the kitchen door. “WE ARE SO BRINGING THIS UP WITH TERRANCE NEXT SESSION!”
Brought to you from the Department of Whoops It’s Been Nearly A Year Since I Last Posted Any Gelphie:
Years after Elphaba’s death and with war looming, Glinda travels to other worlds trying to save Elphaba, herself, and Oz.
An AU of AUs. One-shot very-bookverse Gelphie. (Character death. Several, repeatedly.) FFnet. 11k. Rated T.
I’d been scratching along with a few Wicked AUs and thought I could roll them all up into a fix-it fic like I’d been wanting to do for, oh, three years? Also, I love writing older Glinda. She’s such a seething mass of wit and venom that I can’t do justice to.
Brought to you from the Department of Whoops It’s Been Nearly A Year Since I Last Posted Any Gelphie:
Years after Elphaba’s death and with war looming, Glinda travels to other worlds trying to save Elphaba, herself, and Oz.
An AU of AUs. One-shot very-bookverse Gelphie. (Character death. Several, repeatedly.) FFnet. 11k. Rated T.
I’d been scratching along with a few Wicked AUs and thought I could roll them all up into a fix-it fic like I’d been wanting to do for, oh, three years? Also, I love writing older Glinda. She’s such a seething mass of wit and venom that I can’t do justice to.
Here’s what I think happens to Delia and Patsy.
Patsy is torn apart by the life that she almost, but not quite, had.
The Delia in hospital isn’t her Delia.
She goes on living simply because her heart is still beating. It’s how she lived in the camps and it’s how she lives now.She toys with the idea of befriending Delia again, starting all over from scratch, trying to recapture what they had, but it hurts too much to know that all her happiest memories have been wiped from Delia’s consciousness- all their nights spent talking, their secret stolen kisses, their shared laughter and tears might as well have never happened.
Here’s what I think happens to Delia and Patsy.
Patsy is torn apart by the life that she almost, but not quite, had.
The Delia in hospital isn’t her Delia.
She goes on living simply because her heart is still beating. It’s how she lived in the camps and it’s how she lives now.She toys with the idea of befriending Delia again, starting all over from scratch, trying to recapture what they had, but it hurts too much to know that all her happiest memories have been wiped from Delia’s consciousness- all their nights spent talking, their secret stolen kisses, their shared laughter and tears might as well have never happened.