VAL u GAY DISASTER u r seriously picking up the phone IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOSTAGE SITUATION lmao what is wrong w u ??? those men have a GUN it’s a VIDEO CALL there’s no way to hide it ????. I can’t w her. But on the other hand, if she thinks she’s about to die the last thing she wants to see is Juls’ face so like honestly??? I get it.

You know what, when you put it like that? Same. 

I genuinely CANNOT understand WHAT was going through her mind. Uh-oh, last time I didn’t pick up, she broke up with me, I gotta take this no matter what. Was she still mildly drunk and just…forgot about the MEN. WITH. GUNS?

I really want to know what Lucia’s reaction was to it all. The facepalm to end all facepalms, I’m sure.