what do you think the odds are that Macarena would ever date a girl in real life? Like, everyone I’m in love with her but she’s tragically giving me straight-as-fuck vibes

Ahhh, hah, okay. All right, hmm, well. 

I am not the person to know or ask that, lol. I mean…I would say the chances are incredibly low? Separate from the low chances of her being not straight, but doing anything about it? I just appreciate their work from afar, anon.