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i still hate the ending of the devil wears prada like yes QUITE YOUR HIGH PAYING JOB ON THE SPOT BECAUSE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND MADE YOU FEEL BAD

assassinregrets:

U G H

i hate her friends her stupid garbage friends who play keep away with her phone and laugh about how stressed she is and mock her fears of losing her job

i hate her stupid ratface diaper baby boyfriend who gives her the SILENT TREATMENT when she has to work late on his birthday, like a fucking toddler who is mad that he didn’t get to go to chuck e cheese

i love that movie but i HATE HATE HATE how her job in a highly competitive, creative, high-earning industry is treated like a dumb joke for vapid women who aren’t smart enough to have a “real” job 

angriest hissing

Ooh, this is where I recommend @telanu‘s excellent novel-length fic Truth and Measure. It’s so well-written and plotted and it all hinges on Andy NOT leaving. Almost immediately, her boyfriend and their friends are no longer part of her life. And it’s just a great look at Andy and that whole world without demeaning either. And there’s f/f romance. 

i still hate the ending of the devil wears prada like yes QUITE YOUR HIGH PAYING JOB ON THE SPOT BECAUSE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND MADE YOU FEEL BAD

assassinregrets:

U G H

i hate her friends her stupid garbage friends who play keep away with her phone and laugh about how stressed she is and mock her fears of losing her job

i hate her stupid ratface diaper baby boyfriend who gives her the SILENT TREATMENT when she has to work late on his birthday, like a fucking toddler who is mad that he didn’t get to go to chuck e cheese

i love that movie but i HATE HATE HATE how her job in a highly competitive, creative, high-earning industry is treated like a dumb joke for vapid women who aren’t smart enough to have a “real” job 

angriest hissing

Ooh, this is where I recommend @telanu‘s excellent novel-length fic Truth and Measure. It’s so well-written and plotted and it all hinges on Andy NOT leaving. Almost immediately, her boyfriend and their friends are no longer part of her life. And it’s just a great look at Andy and that whole world without demeaning either. And there’s f/f romance. 

What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it’s joke or something

mahdialynn:

– Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?

– If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.

– “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah. 

– If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?

The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim.

It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it.

Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.

What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it’s joke or something

mahdialynn:

– Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?

– If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.

– “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah. 

– If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?

The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim.

It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it.

Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.