ifyoucarryonthisway:

characters in horror movies that are 10000% gauranteed to die/be killed

  • the black guy
  • the couple making out
  • the sexy blonde girl who’s boobs are an inch of clothing away from making it a rated R movie
  • the drunk douchebag high school jock that forces his friends into doing something stupid because what could go wrong
  • anyone anywhere near railroad tracks
  • anyone who says “i’ll be right back”
  • hot lesbians
  • actually any lesbians at all 
  • actually any lesbians in any movies at all